NIMA JOOYANDEH IS A
THIEF
Nima stole $14,500 from his employer and blamed it on an imaginary friend. He fabricated fake evidence and text messages to cover-up this ridiculous story. When his boss demanded to meet the ‘friend’, Nima said that he forgot his friend’s last name, that his number was out of service, and that he probably died in a tragic wildfire.
NIMA JOOYANDEH IS A
THIEF
Nima stole $14,500 from his employer and blamed it on an imaginary friend. He fabricated fake evidence and text messages to cover-up this ridiculous story. When his boss demanded to meet the ‘friend’, Nima said that he forgot his friend’s last name, that his number was out of service, and that he probably died in a tragic wildfire.
NIMA JOOYANDEH IS A
SCAMMER
Despite losing $100,000+ gambling on sports, Nima claimed he was “the greatest sport handicapper ever” and launched Nimadamus Sports to sell losing picks to unsuspecting customers. He defrauded clients by lying about his experience and accomplishments, and invented “winning sports betting systems” out of snake oil and bullshit.
NIMA JOOYANDEH IS A
SCAMMER
Despite losing $100,000+ gambling on sports, Nima claimed he was “the greatest sport handicapper ever” and launched Nimadamus Sports to sell losing picks to unsuspecting customers. He defrauded clients by lying about his experience and accomplishments, and invented “winning sports betting systems” out of snake oil and bullshit.
NIMA JOOYANDEH IS A
SEXUAL PREDATOR
Nima posts graphic rape fantasies on the internet, describing violent sex acts he imagines with women in his life. These include the female passengers he meets driving for Uber and Lyft in Santa Rosa, California. He also takes clandestine photographs of his tenants and publishes them (without consent) on public websites.
NIMA JOOYANDEH IS A
SEXUAL PREDATOR
Nima posts graphic rape fantasies on the internet, describing violent sex acts he imagines with women in his life. These include the female passengers he meets driving for Uber and Lyft in Santa Rosa, California. He also takes clandestine photographs of his tenants and publishes them (without consent) on public websites.
NIMA JOOYANDEH
IN HIS OWN WORDS
Excerpts from his online postings.
“I stole from you. Im sorry. I was a complete piece of shit.”
“If you dont have every cent i owe you with in 21 days of today, put up a website.”
“Every now and then a hot girl gets in my car and Im just jfc should I just drive out to the middle of nowhere and ram it right up her fuckin tits…”
“If I go to jail so I go to jail. Who is to say that raping or t*** is not the moral thing to do in this situation? The amount of pleasure I would get would easily offset any negativity that is caused to her.
Think about it.”
“I have a crippling gambling addiction that has totally destroyed me.”
“…if you ever have any issues with me ever again, put up a site about me. Send someone to my parents house, or my house. Whatever. Do what you gotta do.”
“…what I did was 100% theft and I wholeheartedly apologize. I look forward to making full restitution to you.”
“I’ve had it with these mother ****in mexicans”
“border jumping little nasty ass greasers”
“Send your whore of a mother back over here I just found a quarter. Ill rail her right in the ass again and give the dirty whore ass to mouth.”
“I admitted several times that I stole from you and Im very sorry. What will calling my family solve?”
“SHes a jew so she never pays out change. Ill just squeeze her tits and call it even.”“I need to rape her tits on general principle”
Anonymous question posted on reddit: “Why are males horndogs?”
Nima answers: “Because some girls are so fucking hot all we can think about if pounding them in every hole they have and you cant really blame us, just look at them.”
“I have paid this fucking cunt probably 7 grand already. And now I owe her $1500 again.”“I gotta break even somehow. Ill pull even by ruining every hole she has.”
Nima Jooyandeh is a Thief and Scammer.
Last updated: March 21, 2025